LIFE MOVES PRETTY FAST, IF YOU DON´T STOP AND LOOK AROUND ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU COULD MISS IT.

HELLO BITCH

LIFE MOVES PRETTY FAST, IF YOU DON´T STOP AND LOOK AROUND ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU COULD MISS IT.

foodchewer:

i think my parents need to move out

(vía fake-mermaid)

landorus:

girl are u a pokemon cause u are exeggcute

(Fuente: kelvinbenjamin, vía perks-of-being-chinese)

stmungos:

theshipqueen:

friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

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(Fuente: magicconchshelly, vía braydaaan)

officialnorthamerica:

I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died

(Fuente: celsisus, vía fake-mermaid)

albrie:

wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET

(vía bastille)